Mosquito No Pass: Desire Luzinda Squeezed On Stage

Last weekend in the South African capital Pretoria, several men suffered from simultaneous whopper oscillations as the rear and El Niño queen Desire Luzinda paraded her Kitone on stage.

Desire being squeezed on stage
Desire being squeezed on stage

Desire was the headlining act at the Ekitone concert held at  Marafco hall in Pretoria the capital of South Africa.

Our highly placed sources have revealed that one of the show organizers identified as Junior Sauya could not handle the whopper oscillations since his magma spitting machete was swinging at a rate that is faster than a pendulum bob.

“Junior Sauya could not handle the excitement and in a spilt of a second he was on stage squeezing Desire and they nearly disappeared into each other,” revealed the source.


Ever since her nude pictures leaked to the media, Desire has been selling like a hot cake in the music industry.