10 reasons why curvy girls are great in bed
Are you kidding me, tits and ass – what’s not to love?
When it comes to hot loving, curvy girls know how it’s done, here’s why:
- It’s a scientific fact
Try and fight it, you won’t be able to.
Because scientific research proves that men are genetically wired to be sexually attracted to a woman with curves.
Men rate the sexiest women as those who have a waist which is 60% of their hip size. Guys love our hourglass figure – not least of all in the bedroom.
- Confidence
Having boobs and a backside, a bit of cellulite or something to grab hold of is not exclusively what makes a curvy woman sexy – it’s knowing how to rock it that matters.
Beauty has nothing to do with size and everything to do with confidence.
And confidence has everything to do with amazing sex.
- A healthy appetite
Nothing is sexier than a woman who knows how to indulge – she wants the cake she eats it, she wants the wine she drinks it, she wants the orgasm, prepare yourself, no one’s leaving this room until …
And trust me, a girl who knows how to eat – knows how to *eat*
- Life’s too short to go gluten-free
Or you could date the girl who refuses to swallow (extra calories), won’t eat dessert and spends the post-sex cuddle trying to convert you to the Paleo diet.
- Boobs
OK, not all curvy girls are blessed with big boobs, but the chances do sway slightly more in their favour.
Tits aren’t everything, but man, a decent pair rocking an Agent Provocateur underwear set is not going to hurt in the ‘turning up the heat’ department.
- Bums
According to a study by Oxford University, big butts result in healthy children because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids they store – so if you thought it was the PVC dress stretched over Kim Kardashian’s booty getting you hot, think again.
It’s your subconscious evolutionary way of ensuring healthy kids.
- Let’s focus on the important things…
We don’t care about fitting into a pair of size 6 jeans and instead spend our time on fun things like the reverse cow girl and multiple orgasms.
10 reasons why curvy girls are great in bed
This is me – take it or leave it (Picture: RolandStollner)
- Fewer bruises
Our soft womanly curves are the perfect place to rest your weary, post-shagging head.
- Curvy girls were the original supermodels
Take a walk through an art gallery and you’ll see that curvy girls have long been associated with beauty and sex appeal.
Thousands of years of history can’t be wrong.
- Christina Hendricks, Adele, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Brook…
I bet they have sex with the lights off.