Ladies, can you spot a small guy? Well, let’s share these interesting signs shared by other ladies and see if we can code him!
Small men have BIG egos: A small man has struggled all throughout life knowing he’s the minnow in the big and vast male ocean so he has mastered the art of creating an ego bigger than size and creating the illusion that even though he’s a half-pint he’s more valuable than gold.
Their skyscraper egos are a result from excelling at the idea of “success”. These man have extravagant lifestyles, over the top cars that the average man with an average size penis could probably not afford, a BIG network of friends and connections. He’s that Chihuahua with a Rottweiler bark, you follow me?
Small men are masters of oral sex: Some small men who know how to confront their misfortunes know how to compensate elsewhere, their tongue.
Their tongue is that appetizer trio and three big glasses of water that holds you up through a bad dinner. They’re so good they go on an excavation quest with your vay jay jay.
They do what a fat kid does with a plate, they wipe it clean with their tongue! If they can deliver well enough with their tongue and get your vay jay jay hot and ready for rumble trust me, they can stick their highlighter penis inside of you and you won’t even notice you have a Prius parked inside your 3 car garage!
Small men NEVER talk about their penis: Have you ever dated a man who was overly anxious to show you the family jewels?
He warms you up with the idea that he’s gonna pull out an elephant trunk or that he’s soo brutally hung he’s afraid you can’t handle it? Your vay jay jay might tighten up and hide back in your panties afraid of el cuco or the boogie man?
Remember my talk on the BIG Dominican and how he loved taken pics of his cosa (english: big thing!) and forwarding them with no shame? Well, all these men have one thing in common: a big penis!
A small man will NEVER talk about his penis and why? Men don’t like to talk about things (or shall I say small things ha!) that bother them. Unlike us women who are easily ready to Power Point our flaws men wanna conceal it and put a $5k Persian rug over it.
Small men try to preach about “size doesn’t matter”: Small men will start throwing signs and starting a fuss over the fact that “size doesn’t matter”. Yeah right. They know it does.
When a man throws you such line ladies be on the look out, what’s coming out of those pants is a sixth toe!
They know they were handed a bad card. Mother nature was PMSing the day they came out of their mom’s vagina and their only defense is to brain wash women who haven’t met the acquaintance of a big Dominican.
It’s not the size of the boat that matters but the motion in the ocean? Ladies, I don’t know about you but I rather be riding in a yacht than a pedal boat? Ladies any other signs these small men give?