MUK Professor Strikes Again!! 'I will Roast My Clit If Museveni Wins presidential elections'

Dr. Stella Nyanzi, a research fellow at Makerere Institute of Social Research (MISR) has again said that she will roast her clitoris if Museveni wins the presidential elections.

“If Museveni wins the presidential elections in February 2016, I will slowly remove my panties, sit by my burning charcoal-stove, roast my clitoris crunchy black, and use the burnt piece as a crayon to colour the Ugandan flag all black,” warned Stella in a Social media post.

She added that; “In case the head of the electoral commission announces that Museveni is going to lead Uganda for five more years, I will get my hoe, carefully dig out my nipples from each breast, pound them into a red bloody paint to highlight the constitutional articles that raped presidential term limits out of our land.”

A few days ago, the flamboyant MUK Professor confessed that if Yoweri Museveni wins the presidential elections, she will abstain from sex and masturbation until he goes off the presidency.

“But should our land remain under the thirty-year curse and Yoweri Museveni wins the presidential elections, I will abstain from sex and masturbation until he goes off the presidency.”

Below is the latest post from MUK Professor

If Museveni wins the presidential elections in February 2016, I will slowly remove my panties, sit by my burning charcoal-stove, roast my clitoris crunchy black, and use the burnt piece as a crayon to colour the Ugandan flag all black.

In case the head of the electoral commission announces that Museveni is going to lead Uganda for five more years, I will get my hoe, carefully dig out my nipples from each breast, pound them into a red bloody paint to highlight the constitutional articles that raped presidential term limits out of our land.

If the ballot swings in Museveni’s favour, I will gently cut up my skull, yank my brains out of my head, put them in a white papyrus kikapu, take them to the House of Parliament, and nail them to the high ceiling of that powerful shrine.

If Museveni wins this presidential election, I swear to God, I will pull out my fallopian tubes, ovaries and uterus, make them into a beautiful necklace and sell them wrapped in the national flag to the lowest bidder on e-bay.

Where is the pride and honour in being a Ugandan citizen ruled for over thirty years by the same man?