SMOKED OUT! Top pastor nabbed eating 'sheep'

All is not well at ABUNDANCE PECULIAR KIREKA (ABUNDANCE PECULIAR MINISTRIES) in Kireka, Namugongo division, Kira municipality. News on the grapevine is that one of the church leaders there was recently caught pants down drilling the Turaco oil well that belongs to a married woman. We shall call him Byara.
The dripping horny wife fell prey to this horny ‘pastor’ when she sought counseling services. Byara whose insatiable greed to drill her oil well, could not give her an opportunity.
Our impeccable sources say Byara looking like one who was possessed, closed one of his eyes touching his lice infested long beard, assured the unsuspecting poor woman how the spirit of the “lord” had descended on him and he could only drive out the demons tormenting her only if she threw her clothes off and was in the original Adamic suit.

Unknowingly, the poor woman did as instructed, shaking his head like a wild dog with salver oozing all over him, Byara pulled out his stiff EACOP – East African Crude Oil Pipe Line like whopper. Saying “though says the lord, lay down on that holy bed and let the “holy spirit” enter you.

A terrified but also horny poor woman, laying on Byara’s 4×5 Kireka based Rose Inn made bed, only came back to her senses when she realized Byara’s EACOP – East African Crude Oil Pipe Line like whopper pounding her like what Russia is doing to Ukraine.

As fate would have it, a horny Byara could not resist the deep sweetened Turaco oil wells, he started concocting up all stories of how the “holy spirit” had revealed that the poor lady’s hubby was busy drilling the oil wells of the Donald trump’s daughters, and that he would not come back for her Turaco well.
Lack ran out for Byara, when the ever tight making hubby of the poor lady through his source got info on how Byara had turned it into a profession to drill his oil wells and eat sausages after a good job was done. Using a tracker, one of those days when Byara was busy squeezing his backbone, doing what he does best, the owner of the well pounced on him.
Looking like a rat that had fallen in the water tank, Byara went down on his knees pleading for mercy, alleging how the devil tempted him once and when he realized the wells were endowed with sweeten got stuck. The furious legal owner of the Turaco oil well, had vowed to hang Byara by his useless gologosa, but some good Samaritans came in and pleaded for him to forgive and let go, that is how Byara got a second chance. Watch this space!

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