RAW HUMOUR: Mr. Hyena hooks sex-charged babe from institute, shafts her from cousin’s house
?
All wise men should watch ‘diary of a mad black woman.’ I walked in on Yasmine and her friends watching it, and the babes were acting like they were possessed, just because a woman was torturing a man. Yasmine was on the woman’s side, and I think that at this rate, I should be really scared. Anyway, let me go to the real story Red Pepper ran the other time about female students who were nabbed in discotheques.
Yours Truly would have been one of the guys nabbed with them hadn’t I bribed an SPC police officer to let us go. It all started when I saw this babe around Nateete walking like one of those models on Fashion T.V.My blood ran faster, the eyes tipped off the whopper and before I could turn the other way to avoid any kind of temptation, my whopper started begging me to shaft her that very night. In fact the gorgeous babe affected me so much that my whopper refused to react when Stella tried to give it its weekly tender loving care.
All I wanted was the slim babe. The following day, I contacted a teacher from one of those fake computer training centers where I had seen her studying. I paid her some money and we hatched a plan of action. 30 minutes later, the babe came to my shop with her ka friend. “Hullo. Teacher has sent me to pick some things from here,” she said in a soft voice that immediately gave me goose bumps. I started sweet talking her, pouring out my heart although I am not sure whether I put my message across.
“You can pick anything you want and take it with you,” I told her. She first looked around, and then said, “If you don’t mind, please get me those knickers and that perfume,” she said shyly, to which the friend added, “Wama you give us 10 knickers, 2 perfumes, and lotions. We want the best, because her name is Best.” I pulled out 10k from my pocket and gave it to her friend. “You are the best!” I commended her, and then we all burst out laughing because I had just called her name.
Best had no opinion but to fall in love with the handsome Munyoro guy. We started talking about our lives, and she told me all her likes and dislikes. We kept on talking on phone for a week, until she called me on Sunday requesting to see me. “But I don’t want to meet you at the shop,” she said softly. “So where can we meet?” I asked her, the suggestion already setting me on fire. “Darling, we shall meet in a very private room with a big bed in it. I want to take you to Zion,” Best whispered before bursting into laughter.
I immediately jumped out of bed and called my pimp. “Kamonde, go get me my ‘meat’ and take it to Bweyogerere,” I told him. “You will die in a Kandahar one day,” he assured me before driving to Nakulabye to pick up Best. I jumped on a Boda Boda and went to my cousin’s place where I usually take babes I want to shaft during the day. However, Kaboyo tried to refuse. “The last babe you brought here wet mymattress with her el-nino. It took over a week to dry.” I took out 50k and gave it to him saying, “just leave us alone for the whole day, otherwise I will call your girlfriend in UK and tell her that you are shafting all your workmates.” Kaboyo disappeared very fast as Kamonde came in with Best.
She was looking hotter than usual in a very short black dress. “I am not wearing my panties,” she whispered to me when I hugged her. My whopper was so pleasantly surprised that it shot up in surprise, and Best laughed out loud. I was heated up for immediate action, but Best said, “Let’s watch some action first.” I hurriedly loaded a blue movie and we sat on the sofato watch. She was downing beer so fast that I was afraid she would become too drunk for action.
However, I shouldn’t have worried, because as I started exploring her, I was shocked to find her hand already massaging her Kandahar. She just smiled at me, her eyes looking dreamy. Without saying anything, Best was on the carpet and I followed suit. I shafted her non-stop with my ever-ready whopper for 2 hours. We did everything that you have ever watched on those X-rated movies. In fact since we were watching one ourselves, we would copy moves and act them out.
I swear this babe was the best shaft mate had had in a long while. We spent the whole day just shafting, eating, resting and shafting all over again. By the time it was 6pm, we decided to go dancing to the club before coming back for the grand finale. It was while we were still there that the Police came in to arrest students. I was so shaken up that I decided to go back to Bweyogerere to calm my nerves. As you all know, it’s only shafting that can really calm me down, so that’s what I did till morning.
Till next time, I remain Yours Truly, The Mighty Hyena.
About Post Author
