“I had a dream in which you and nurse Bianca were chewing yourselves,” Mature Joyce checked me. My heart missed several beats, but I kept my composure as I wondered how she had found out. “Really!” I giggled. To which mature Joyce was “yes…..” she then asked me if I was having an affair with Bianca.
I replied asking what she thought only for her to reply saying it was possible. And I was “now or when she was still living in Kampala.” To which Joyce replied saying “people saw you going into a lodge.”
Since I hadn’t gone into any lodge or been close to one with Bianca, I protested and demanded she bring those people.”If they come and say they saw you what will you do?” Joyce asked calmly. And I was “Cain me.” Only for her to ask how many kibokos.Since I didn’t expect anyone to pin me, I said”one hundred kibokos.”
Next was Joyce scrolling through her phone and played an audio recording. It was a call recording between Bianca and Joyce. After formalities, Joyce had told Bianca how Tony of mobile money had raped madam Damalee shocking the whole community.
They talked about men’s uncontrollable desire for bearded meat. “A man will be behaving like he is your friend, but when he is after something,”Joyce concluded. As I listened, instincts started suspecting Bianca had told Joyce.
“It’s true!” Nurse Bianca exclaimed then added “even me, Hyena almost raped me.”Hooo! I felt like I was hit by a train, but I kwekaza and twisted my face in disbelief.
Bianca went on to tell Joyce how for a long time, I had been communicating with her in a way she thought I was only flirting with, and how I had visited her place in Gulu several times taking her gifts while on my way to do business and I always promised to spend the night next time.
“One afternoon, he called me and said he was coming to spend the night at my place. Thinking he was joking, I said he was welcome. I went about my business and at around 8pm, he called again.
I asked if the bus had broken down only for him to tell me how it had arrived in Gulu and that he was on his way over. He then asked if I needed anything. I hadn’t cooked and wasn’t in the mood, so I asked him to bring me fast food.
At that point, I thought he was only dropping by to say hello as usual then go wherever he spends the nights when he comes over. In less than thirty minutes, a booda dropped him off at my drug shop. I welcomed him wholeheartedly thinking I was welcoming a human being kumbe I was welcoming a beast.
He brought gifts which included bread, sugar and fast food for two people. I boiled milk and we had supper of the fast food he had brought. I expected him to leave shortly after eating, but that didn’t happen.
We talked and talked until it was half past ten at that point, instincts told me – he had come to spend the night. I thought of the repercussions of spending the night in a single room with a man who isn’t my relative.
I pondered on what my children or church members would think if they dropped by unannounced. I prayed to Jesus and asked him for help. I asked him to take away this guy. But Jesus didn’t answer.
As punishment, I gave him cold water to bathe in the bathroom, I spread a mattress for him on the floor, quickly put on bedsheets and a blanket.While I did all that, I was silently praying to Jesus for protection.
When he came out of the bathroom he was “eeeh I thought we were going to share the same bed.” Madam, I almost ran out of the house, but I composed myself and said that would be next time.
Before going to bed, I put on two knickers just as a precaution. I said good night and pretended to sleep but I didn’t because he was still on his phone internetting.”You must have wanted to give him. Why didn’t you wear shorts?” Joyce scoffed at the answer to which was Bianca didn’t have shorts.
That prompted how do you carry huge sums of money around. “I put it in a bag.” Bianca naively answered and Joyce said “era mwe bakyaba nnyo!”To which Bianca was “I will buy some. Anyways, several minutes on, he seemed to sleep and for a while things seemed to be fine. But I wasn’t taking any risks. So my guard was up.
I don’t know how sleep overpowered me, but on snapping out, I was shocked to find him laying next to me. I freaked and almost screamed. On asking what he was doing in my bed, he said he was feeling cold and so had come to share my warmth.
I begged him to leave my bed only for him to reply asking why I was behaving like a young girl. Next he told me how he had been preparing for that moment ever since he laid his eyes on me.
Not fully understanding him, I asked what he meant only to be told he loved me and that tonight was his lucky night. On hearing that, I asked if he was alright in the head, I asked if the milk he had taken had drugs in it.
Next I asked if he wasn’t ashamed of what he was saying to a woman old enough to be his mother. Do you know what that boy replied?” Bianca asked in a sharp surprised tone.”How can I when I wasn’t there!” Joyce cautiously answered.
“Joy,” the shameless boy replied saying I wasn’t his mother and that age was just a number and that he was old enough to make me sing alleluia in Chinese and nearby languages. Can you imagine that!”
“This Hyena of ours? I can’t believe it!” Joyce played shocked. Jealousy must have been choking her, but she braved on. “I asked him to leave my bed and go back to his or else, I would leave the bed.
Instead of doing as asked, he begged me to help him. That he had so much love for me. That I should help give him at least one round. He grabbed my arm and made me feel his hard animal.
See how hard it is, if you don’t help me, it’s going to explode. Or do you want me to go out and rape goats or kids?” Bianca lamented. And Joyce was “and what did you do or say?””My fellow woman, I knew I was finished. The guy was very strong, so I worried he may kill me.
However, I told him – I was under Eva’s curse hoping he would cool down…..Hmmmmm! Do you know what he said? He replied asking if he looked like an upcoming woman in the field of women. And I was but that’s the truth only for him to suggest dipping in a finger that if it returned with blood, he would let me be.”
“On whose animal was he giving those orders?” Joyce fumed. “Mine…who else’s!”Bianca answered in a polite tone.”Is he the one that washes or shaves it for you? Bianca, you’re very soft….you can’t bring that nonsense my way and we don’t fight.
Anyways, what happened next? Did you let him insert his finger or what?” Joyce begged to know. “I told him, I wasn’t under Eva’s curse. But I had retired and handed in my guns. To which he was “do I look like a kid to you? A yummy belle like you retiring! Who retires in their prime?”
“Why not tell him, you have your Morris full stop?” Joyce asked in an agitated tone to which Bianca replied saying she was scared and worried, he could kill her. “So I insisted it was the candid truth to which he said. “But you must have remained with the pistol for this kind of emergency.”
Next he asked what I do when nature calls. And I was “it doesn’t.When such feelings start attacking me, I pray.”I went on to deceive him about how I had even taken a vow of celibacy; but he didn’t fall for it. He begged me to help him this one time that he would never disturb me ever again.
He begged me to let him brush ko on bat wings until he fires. But I refused and told him, I didn’t have bat wings to which he was “okay between the walls.” Only for me to ask him if I looked so naïve.
Next was him begging me to allow him kiss me down there to prove his love for me!” And what did you say?” Joyce jumped in. “Hell no!” Bianca answered to which Joyce replied asking “why?” The answer to which was “He wasn’t my man. However; he had lost patience and so used force.
He held me with his strong hands,Forced his head between my legs, French kissed the knickers then forcefully pulled them off.””Nurse, you must have been interested. Why didn’t you fight or scream for help?” To which nurse Bianca was “I was almost exploding with anger, but I feared he may strangle me.
Besides what would I tell my rescuers? That I allowed a man, I’ve been flirting with to spend a night in my house not expecting him to wanna spear my animal?”
“You’re right!” Joyce said before asking what happened next. “Mr. Hyena unleashed his tongue and got busy.” Bianca confided in her friend who asked if Bianca enjoyed it. “Joyce, you are very crazy!” Bianca giggled before asking what she thought.
“There is nothing as stupid as a vuvuzela, much as I was almost exploding when anger feelings started coming. I tried as much as possible not to enjoy, but the stupid vuvu enjoyed.It so happened, it had been a long time since it had been done to me.” Bianca said.
I couldn’t believe the lugambo the mature woman was giving. She was vomiting secrets like a teenager. And cunning Joyce was hell bound to squeeze every word out of Joyce.
“Is he good?” Joyce pressed on. “Hahaha….hear her!”Bianca laughed before asking if she wanted to give him. “If he is good, I may seek his services. My animal hasn’t been eaten in over five years.” Joyce answered giggling. To that, Bianca was “take there salongo or your side dish do it.
Joyce replied telling her, salongo didn’t have her time. Am too old for him. He spends his time with his other wife and the legion of bimbos.””Well, the guy is a gynaecologistI highly recommend him!”
“Wanji maama!” Joyce exclaimed. “It’s like he watched all porn flicks teaching how to eat animals. He is surgically precise. This tongue was where it was, but I felt it in my head. Deep in my heart. In my boobs, my stomach and even in the booty. I wanted to scream. It was such an out of the world experience.”
“Did you cum in his mouth?” Joyce asked in a bitchy proud tone. On hearing that Bianca kwesoza.”Mwana gwe, I didn’t have some neighbours interrupted…..banged on my door as they called. Some clients had gone into labour and had faced complications so they wanted me to help. I failed to deliver herI took her to the main hospital where we spent the night.I survived my whiskers.”
Bianca wasn’t fully truthful to her friend, she left out important facts such as she had washed the supu off my lips with a wet French kiss. Yes at first she had resisted, but the tongue had relaxed her muscles and she had evenspinned her waist as my tongue and middle finger did their thing.
“Now Mr. Hyena, was she lying?” Joyce scoffed in an angry tone. There was no point in denying it so I said “no……but am sorry it will never happen again.”
“What is it you’re looking for in women?” Joyce demanded to know. “You have two wives and god knows how many side dishes…..but still, you go for my friends and women in my area. Are on a mission to show me how good at convincing women you’re! Do you want to bone the whole world? Do you know the dangers associated with boning friends?”
“Am sorry, it will never happen again, I promise.” I said in the sweetest possible tone, but Joyce didn’t buy my words. “No you ain’t. I don’t think you even know the meaning of the word. Or you’re deliberately misusing it.
When I nabbed you with that fat dairy Hima, you said you were sorry and that it would never happen again. But inless than a week, I nabbed you with the mobile money prostitute again you were sorry.
And now this again, you’re sorry. What is it you’re searching for in all the women? What is it you’re looking for that me and your wives don’t have? Do you expect to find a woman with a vertical one? Or you’re looking for AIDS?
Am going to give you one hundred cains on the butts and if I ever catch you again with a woman, it will be the end of us. I won’t wait for you to infect me. My husband has no problem, he has been impotent for three years now. So how on earth will I explain your AIDS?Now lay down and get the rewards for your behaviour.
I had no option other than laying down and getting my cains because I didn’t want to kill my friendship with Joyce. You see, she’s in-charge of a huge hardware shop so each time I need urgent loans to buy cheap properties or when in need of building materials she helps.
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