Spiritual Healer ‘married Arsenal Boss Arsene Wenger In 15th Century

WengerA spiritual healer from Bromley has told reporters this week that she was married to Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger – in the 15th century.

Stephany Cohen, who claims she is the god of all aliens, believes she was the saint Joan of Arc in a previous life, and that’s when she married Wenger.

Cohen says the football boss was heir to the French throne at the time, and she only recognises him because he displays the same traits as her ‘former husband’.

‘Mr Wenger and I were engaged in a previous life,’ she said to News Shopper.
‘We had a romance when I was Joan of Arc and he was the Dauphine of France.Wenger1

‘He was the same man we know him to be today. Highly intelligent but very stubborn. His big problem is he never has a plan B.

‘Arsenal will not win the Premier League this season because of that.’

Cohen hit the headlines among football supporters earlier in the season, after predicting that the then doomed Crystal Palace – would actually avoid relegation under Tony Pulis.

Via Metro

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