VIBRANT VISIONS! As we had our lunch, I let her know about my intentions to bonk her
I must tell you this before I perish. It seems as if most of you are dead asleep when I...
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PANIC! Knifed 50 RDCs, RCCs and deputies face arrest
When the reshuffle was announced, amidst the celebrations, some leaders and members of the public ganged up against Minister Babalanda....
GOAT! I nailed three virgins during the first five months of corona lockdown
Whereas most people around the world are lamenting negative stories about the lockdown, I for one have more positive...
CORNERED! Rubaga NUP Mayor’s wife who is NCBA Bank manager in debt trouble
Rubaga Division Mayor Mberaze Mawula Zacchy (R) and wife Sarah Kakembo pictured together. The wife of National Unity Platform (NUP)...
CONFIRMED! NSSF speaks out on CAA boss’ Board exit
CAA boss Fred Bamwesigye The National Social Security Fund (NSSF) has confirmed that two Board members who were recently appointed...
Kyambogo Freshes Disappears After Loss of Tuition to Betting
Nakawa - A first-year Kyambogo University student has allegedly gone into hiding after losing his tuition to sports betting. Julius...
POUND OF FLESH! Mr. Hyena sets new world record by collecting rent arrears in meaty parts
I broke Kiconco’s bed during doggie style of round number four. Blessed are the men who bonk belles to pulp...
NOT CONVINCED! MPs reject URA’s Shs205Bn budget increment request
Legislators on Parliament’s Finance Committee have rejected pleas by Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) to have their budget increased by Shs205Bn...
WITCH-HUNT GAME?MPs Grill IGG Kamya over life style audit move
IGG Betty Kamya Lawmakers on Parliament’s Legal and Parliamentary Affairs Committee have grilled the Inspector General of Government (IGG) on...
REVEALED! Secrets why CAA boss quit NSSF Board barely five months after he was appointed
CAA boss Fred Bamwesigye On September 1st, 2021, the National Social Security Fund (NSSF) announced the appointment of a new...
CASKET CURSE! Mr. Hyena nails food vendor inside coffin, gets juju master class
I had sex with a babe called Namagembe in Katwe sometime back. I had gone to the black man’s...
REMARKABLE! ISO to host EAC national early warning centre
The team from the Ministry Of East African Community Affairs delivered several IT equipment to be used by...
GOV’T WEYAYU? Oulanyah has left Parliament broke; all money was spent on treatment, body repatriation and now burial preparations-Obore laments
"Obore says no single coin has come from State House to fund Oulanyah burial preparations despite this being a state...
HOUSEWIFE! Maid baits Mr. Hyena, survives Luzira by a whisker
? ‘Housewife’ is a fancy word for house girls, because many of them start out as maids and end up...
REVEALED! Gov’t moves to increase membership on Tax Appeals Tribunal, give URA more powers
The Ministry of Finance is also seeking Parliament to amend the Tax Appeals Tribunal Act, Cap.345, to provide for the...
BONANZA! Gov’t to gift Bujagali Dam, private hospitals 5-year tax holiday
Bujagali Dam was constructed using Chinese loan The Ministry of Finance, Planning and Economic Development is seeking Parliamentary approval to...
LOVE IN THE AIR! VP Alupo falls in love again
VP Jessica Alupo On March 11th, 2022, residents of Rweicumu village, Mabare parish, Masheruka Town Council, Sheema North in Sheema...
RAW HUMOUR! Mr. Hyena gives Elderly lady a treat, gets rewarded with two Damsels
One of these days, I will have to involve the police, because some women after peeping at my whopper lure...
RELIEF! No new taxes next year-gov’t
The Ministry of Finance, Planning and Economic Development has said that in the coming 2022/2023 Financial Year, there will be...
GISU TRAP! Mr. Hyena pays heavy price for bad behavior
Why do actors get paid more than 100 million dollars for servicing their friends’ wives whereas I only get tortured...